Susan Greenwood, The Guardian, December 2, 2014
Ski joering
Where to do it: Les Arcs, France
• €50 for each outing including all equipment – and horse! ranchelcolorado.free.fr
Airboard
Where to do it: Verbier, Switzerland
The airboard is essentially an inflatable sledge with small handles on either side that, presumably, you grip on to with dear life as you hurtle down the piste on your stomach. People have been clocked at 100km/h – and a face full of snow pretty much comes as standard, seeing as you’re about five inches above the ground. Grooves in the base allow for quick turns and braking using your body weight and feet. You may feel like a cannonball out of control but the good news is, you’ve always got a soft(ish) cushion to land on if anything goes wrong.
• Two-hour initiation and ride evening, including mountain aperitif, €30, swiss-mountain-spirit.com
Yooner
Where to do it: Avoriaz, France
Photograph: PR
Who said you had get down the piste with technique and style? Not the makers of the yooner, that’s for sure. A seat mounted on a small ski, it’s a cross between skiing and tobogganing, which – if you can be bothered – you use to carve your way from top to bottom using the handle to brake and the inbuilt shock absorbers to protect your spine. Alternatively you can laugh hysterically while pretending you’re not actually doing this because, let’s face it, it’s not cool.
• Every Thursday from 5.30pm, it’s a 30-minute descent with a guide and costs €20, ecoledeglisse.com
Snake gliss
Where to do it: Valloire, France
Being on a toboggan connected to 15 other people on toboggans did not sound like fun (who thinks these things up?). You weave your way down the mountain like some giant snowy human serpent, negotiating corners, bumps and obstacles with way far less grace than the real thing. But actually, if you get up a bit of speed, it is (cough) entertaining, and the perfect après pastime for corporate groups and families working together as one rosy-cheeked team. Ridiculously hilarious or hilariously ridiculous? You decide.
• Two-hour ride covering more than 4km, €22pp, snakeglissvalloire.com
Snowbiking
Where to do it: Neukirchen, Austria
In the early days of mountain biking it was deemed a good idea to race on snow for winter-season giggles. Then some genius replaced the wheels with short skis and – voila! – the snowbike was born. There are different variations: some have pedals to rest your feet on, while others have you wearing short skis, but none come with brakes – other than your feet. For hooning it around the mountain, getting powder in your face and replicating the sensation of freeride mountain biking, snowbikes are brilliant and probably the only activity in this list with any real dignity.
• One-hour lesson, plus an extra two hours of snowbike rental, from €85, or rent a bike for the day from €33, skischule-neukirchen.at
Snowkiting
Where to do it: Haugastol, Norway
Not exactly a practical – or safe – way of getting down a piste, as you’d get into all manner of mischief negotiating cable cars wires, snowkiting is for wide, open spaces or the backcountry – once you’ve got the skills. It involves harnessing the wind via a kite while still on your skis or snowboard and using the extra power to travel faster, further or up into the air. Haugostol is a snowkiting hotspot (coolspot!) with the Hardangavidda mountain plateau offering a huge area and stable wind conditions.
• EKVIP runs a two-day course from 2,399 Norwegian krone (around £220), including instructions and all kite kit but not ski rental. Accommodation arranged through Haugastol Tourist Centre from £32pp pn
Skki Trikke
Where to do it: La Plagne, France
A bit like a ski bike but with both your feet on individual short skis – one of them under the handle bars at the front so you can really get your carve on. In that respect it’s a closer feeling to skiing or snowboarding than the snow bike, yooner or – god forbid – the airboard. And it’s quite stable and pretty simple to learn so great for kids and people who aren’t feeling very brave.
• In La Plagne, you can try it out free every Wednesday afternoon from 5pm to 7pm
Snowscoot
Where to do it: Corbieres, Switzerland
Photograph: Chris McLennan /Alamy
My gut is screaming no! no! no! but in the interests of impartial journalism I give you the snowscoot. It’s a scooter on snow (read: mono board with handles – and that’s being kind) and that’s all there is to say. If you’re an adult that commutes on a scooter you’ll love it. Every single kid that terrorises non-scootering commuters as they bomb to school on them will love it, too. Everyone else will scratch their heads and wonder why the hell you aren’t at least on a skki trikke.
• Day rental from CHF45 (around £30), aventure-gruyere.ch

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